Los Angeles,CA – Video footage has recently surfaced which depicts Prosthetic Records co-owner E.J. Johantgen being held against his will at an unknown location while being forcibly required to announce the following message:
In compliance with the requests, PROSTHETIC RECORDS have officially announced the immediate signing of THE HELL and will release their new album in July. More details shall follow shortly. For now, you can check out the band on Facebook or Twitter and see them live (if you dare) at either London’s Camden Rocks Festival (May 31) or at Sonisphere (also featuring bands like Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, Deftones, Mastodon etc).
What are you waiting for, you dick?!